jonah's first day of school Shalom, Bien Venidos ,how, and welcome to Jonah's page.com.net.info blah blah blah blah blah. I am the infamous Jonah,and I am here to talk about the dark one they call Sam. Most people reading this are Sam's evil demon friends or aunts who literally suffocate him when hugging, but that's a different story. Actually it's not, I just wanted to say that.